Santa Claus never existed, Lula says the New York Times

Lula said he cried when he heard that there was a distribution of gifts unaccounted welcome bag goodness of his government


THE NEVER LAND - The existence of Santa Claus and gifts distribution scheme for MPs behaved allied base was again denied by former President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva in an interview with The New York Times published last weekend. Lula denied that there is still overpricing in contracting to transport the reindeer treats and funds aid of parliamentarians mail to send letters to the Good Old Man. "All these are reports of people who can not see that never before in the history of this country was consumed both at Christmas," he said, laughing as follows: "Rou-rou-rou".

Lula dismissed the documents presented as proof of the existence of the scheme. "These letters from MPs saying they behaved well during the year and gifts are asking a crude forgery," sneered. "See this letter from Garotinho saying it was a good boy and voted with the government," exemplified Lula. "He invents do hunger strike for any inconvenience and then come tell who ate straight year round? Call the expert Molina that in two days he proves this farce. "

Asked by American reporter about his expectations for trial in the Supreme Court of Santa Claus, Lula said he would respect the decision of the ministers. "The decision of the judges is final and I'm sure they will know you hear their consciences before deciding to convict. Marisa was another day eat a cornmeal cake in the house of the mother of Lewandowski and learned that ministers are all very jealous of their duty. "

For guidance of Dilma Rousseff, the foreign minister, Antonio Patriota, the Brazilian embassy ordered the closing of the North Pole.

By The Herald, REVISTA PIAUÍ